What craig Said

hogan-knows-best:

iloveyoulessthanpunk:

This sounds like the shittest relationship ever Jesus Christ. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, I’d kill myself if I was with someone so boring.

Not only does this make me want to gouge my eyes out with toothpicks because of it’s boringness, it also makes me want to scream because it’s so fucking heteronormative and sexist. 

1. If I was straight and surprised my boyfriend with a blow job in the morning I’d hope he didn’t respond every time by making me breakfast, sometimes I’d like him to return the favour, y’know? Also, your partner should make you breakfast because they want to - not because you’ve sucked their cock. 
2. ‘Perfect’ relationships can be same sex - something this wonderful list seems to forget.
3. Perfect relationships involve going out and doing things. Not sitting next to each other, surfing the net and occasionally looking out the window before you forget what outside looks like.
4. Girls should not be surprised when they’re granted the permission to join in a fucking video game. Girls can play video games because they enjoy them, or want to play fucking video games.
5. Jealousy’s normal (within reason)- I’d be worried if Mairi didn’t get occasionally jealous.

(Source: because-i-caved)

theclearlydope:

I’ll be Bach.

(Source: jeffrey-lebowski)

(Source: juujhu)

danndesigns:

That’s no moon.